Jerpelici pe centura
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Pupazoaio, vroiai sa te asortezi cu banca?
Sa presupun ca la fel de jerpelita esti si tu?
Tantiiiiiiiii, centura nu se face pe banda continuua..
..ca va iau in BOT camioanagii (chiar daca tu Jerpelici ti-ai pus vesta reflectorizanta).
Hai poop Jerpelici-Reflectorizato!
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1 October 2009 - 8:15 pm
Tags: proaste, suzeta
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inca nu v’ati dezobisnuit de supt ?
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3 June 2009 - 7:13 pm
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Auzi fetele, voi sunteti frati ?
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14 October 2008 - 6:45 pm
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Si tot ma intrebUnde vrei sa ajungi?
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Pissy, ti-ai pierdut mintile…
27 August 2008 - 10:04 am
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“Ce ne mai plaaaaace viata…”
Te corectez, cuvantul potrivit nu este “viata”…nu iti mai f**e prietena ca iti intoarce favoarea !
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Pe masa
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ca sa iti iasa bine pozele de acum inainte, pe masa, trebuie sa stai intinsa, cu mainile incrucisate pe pept si cu niste vata in nanau.
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Atentie s-a pierdut un neuron!
23 July 2008 - 5:48 pm
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Atentie mare!
Fata din imagine tocmai a pierdut un neuron. Are 2 picioare mari si unul mai mic si gros la mijloc. Gasitorului se ofera drept recompensa: o noapte!
Blondooooooooooooo…tu cauti neuronu pe pereti? Ala a fugit si dus a fost, nu-l mai gasesti!
Mai bine inchiriaza niste pureci, ca aia sigur or sa ramana pentru mai mult [...]
La pescuit de feţi-frumoşi
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“Noi am aruncat momeala. Acum să vedem cine ne-o trage”
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Cu liftu
22 July 2008 - 12:15 am
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“- Fată, la tine la bloc liftu are faruri ?”
“- Nu fată, da ce la tine liftu claxonează ?”
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2 capre stivuite
28 June 2008 - 1:45 am
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Matematic vorbind: 1 capră + 1 capră = varză
…dar cu o varză nu se face aprozar
Logic vorbind: fă-te varză să vedem cine stă capră
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Ca intre maimute
24 June 2008 - 12:50 am
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Maimuţa albă turteşte maimuţa neagră.
Dacă e să ne luăm după zicala populară “cel mai inteligent cedează”…
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2 December 2008 - 2:19 am
Vreau sa fac si eu un film sa ajung faimoasa ca G. A. Romero si ma gandeam sa iti ofer tie rolu principal , ce zici te bagi ? O luam si pe prietena ta ca arata si ea bine in cadru. Ia zi cotoroantzo potzi sa o machezi pe asta mica cu nintzel sange pe la guritza ca sa fie mai seducatoare pe intuneric ? Eu deja imi imaginez opening scenu cu cele doua zombilici pe autostrada …..
2 December 2008 - 2:27 am
Ufa..iar cu mania ta cu filmul! M-ai innebunit! O machiez (cum sa nu)! Tocmai am taiat gaina de 1 Decembrie si am pastrat sangele
3 December 2008 - 3:03 pm
La locul de munca?:))
12 January 2009 - 6:04 pm
Macar stie sa scrie…
16 January 2009 - 3:32 am
gigel, la aia ma gandeam si eu..
1 August 2009 - 9:45 pm
“..ca va iau in BOT camioanagii”. Nu asa. Ci “camionagiii”. Si-am mai remarcat si altele. Nu mi se pare ca sunteti indreptatiti sa va luati de cretinii astia de ii postati pe aici cand nici voi (nu toti, bineinteles) nu le prea aveti cu-ale limbii romane. Cheers.